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I walked into the kitchen at 5:30 in the morning and saw this in the sink... and it's not my cat...

wake me up at 7:30

my girlfriend is a centaur!

- Just keep in mind that I love red semi-sweet. -yeah, and I'm wearing black lace...

each of us is half centaur.

Why do I need a soulmate when I have a split personality?

Today at work there was no internet for an hour and a half. drank all the tea... got to talking... got to know each other...

Today it’s been two and a half months since my girlfriend and I have sex every day! I wonder how much longer we'll last?) - don't menstruation interfere?) - and she hasn't had them yet) - damn!!!!