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my girlfriend is a centaur!

each of us is half centaur.

man-wi-fi. -followed him for an hour and a half, finished watching the film, gives it away well

Moscow is, in short, a city of gnomes: we love grandmas, loads of money, a lot of bearded men and awesome underground metro palaces. St. Petersburg are elves: some kind of half-pokers with off-the-scale self-esteem, a subtle sensual nature and local patriotism. the rest of Russia is inhabited by Orcs.

Why do I need a soulmate when I have a split personality?

I walked into the kitchen at 5:30 in the morning and saw this in the sink... and it's not my cat...

wake me up at 7:30

- Just keep in mind that I love red semi-sweet. -yeah, and I'm wearing black lace...