千里眼

Hello, is this the clairvoyant Antonina? - so, good afternoon, Sergey. -I'm not Sergei. - I know.

-I just watched a movie where a dude’s wife was brutally murdered by a serial maniac and his son was left disabled. It so happened that this son was kidnapped and the dude had to chase the kidnapper a thousand miles with a mentally retarded chick. -ohhhh... and what kind of movie...??? -in search of nemo.

instead of a thousand words..

you will recognize him from a thousand

never use the toilet in your sleep, it's a trap

if your future mother-in-law is trying her best to please you, then there is definitely something wrong with her daughter.

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plant correctly! if you plant if you plant a sapling, there will be a tree. if you plant an illegal logger, there will be a hundred more trees. If you plant the official who allowed this, there will be a thousand more trees.