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missed the cross and clicked on the ad

hits you once and you're paranoid for life

when I bought new white crosses

The adequacy of a girl can be determined by her eyebrows

How would a Muslim vampire react to a cross?

-Dear, how can we finally convince people of our inadequacy? - create and maintain an account on behalf of our three-month-old baby? -brilliantly!

that's what the life-giving cross does

-sister, attach the cross. -We are losing him, bring the censer! -I introduce four cubes of holy water.

I'm stuck in a traffic jam. I see there is a car nearby with the same radio as mine. I take out the remote control and turn up the volume. he turns it down, I turn it up again... the man turns it off, I turn it on. He crossed himself, removed the panel and put it in the glove compartment.

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