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if fairy tales were published in the yellow press: “crazy fish brought pensioners to poverty!”, “a mutant child is forced to live underground!”, “the water in the puddles is poisoned by chemicals! The boy was an idiot, he became a brute!”, “the oligarch’s daughter lost her honor in a pigsty!", "the cyborg left the Swedish family without sweets!", "the famous showman was robbed by a well-hewn block of wood!", "due to the construction of a cottage village, the pensioner's country house was turned in the opposite direction from the picturesque forest!", "the demobilization tricked the pensioner into giving the latest products! the swindler used edged weapons!", "plastic surgery is an accomplice of kidnapping, seven children are missing!", "pensioner maniacs poisoned animals with baked goods with LSD!", "several miners held a young girl captive for a month! ", "a drug-addicted girl is being turned on by a rabbit!", "homeless animals share emergency housing!", "for a flower stolen by her father, the daughter had to become the wife of a mutant!", "an employee killed a clergyman with a click in the forehead!", "the girl used the petals of a plant as a powerful hallucinogenic!", "An animated nut cracker against a mutant rat! do not miss!"

Now mix chlorine with magnesium and no jokes, creatures!

knows business. knows chemistry. knows the password, sees the landmark

Vladimir Go to sleep! Polina What is spice? Vladimir Don't even think about it! Bad stuff, could be fatal. Drugs with chemicals! Ask your mom, it's evil!! Polina The whole school is talking about him. They constantly offer me offers, but I refuse. For this they are a little bit nasty Vladimir I’ll come and talk... You’re doing the right thing by refusing! It's late, go to sleep already, schoolgirl! Polina I can’t sleep, I’m on AIDS

I really wanted to quit smoking, but I couldn’t do it myself. I went to church and asked God to help. a week ago I found out that I have tuberculosis. Chemotherapy not only makes you not want to smoke, the smoke even makes you want to puke. -do not thank!

excellent student in chemistry

-fuck -shouldn't...

I told the girl that I liked her old hairstyle better, and for some reason she started crying. Probably a side effect from chemotherapy

Chemistry Olympiad