切断

What do you call a legless prostitute? amputee!

When they brought a bunny to Doctor Aibolit, whose legs were cut off by a tram, he sewed new legs on him. attention to the question: where did he get them?

it makes no sense - said the mind. This is ridiculous - experience has noticed. it's useless - cut off common sense. oh, fuck it like that! - the client was delighted.

Conclusion and recommendations: a red stripe found on the head of the penis and mistakenly taken for an oncological disease date - November 17, in fact turned out to be a mark from lipstick. The team of the 234th Mountain Hospital apologizes for the amputation.