切断

Conclusion and recommendations: a red stripe found on the head of the penis and mistakenly taken for an oncological disease date - November 17, in fact turned out to be a mark from lipstick. The team of the 234th Mountain Hospital apologizes for the amputation.

What do you call a legless prostitute? amputee!

“we are creating an accident at the Chernobyl nuclear power plant” - and then I felt uneasy

it makes no sense - said the mind. This is ridiculous - experience has noticed. it's useless - cut off common sense. oh, fuck it like that! - the client was delighted.

Quiet outside, clean in the apartment, thanks to reactor number 4

never swallow gum

"Pripyat" - I know where there is a free house for the New Year

Cheburator

-hey, my wifi shows five antennas. -this is not wifi