养老金领取者

In Vladivostok, a pensioner shot a priest three times. -in the name of the father, son and holy spirit.

-young people, give up your seat! -fuck you, my psychological age is 65 years old

The Minister of Education cannot pass the Unified State Exam for the tenth time. The Minister of Health fainted in line at the clinic. the deputy died of hunger, having lived only one month on child benefits. ... only after that the pensioner released the goldfish.

life is boring and monotonous, but everything changes when grandma’s pension comes

the father asks his son: - why are you reading a book about raising children? the son replies: - I’m monitoring you to see if you’re going too far...

- Dad, tell me honestly, am I adopted? - Do you think that if we could choose a child, we would take such a idiot?