养老金

if fairy tales were published in the yellow press: “crazy fish brought pensioners to poverty!”, “a mutant child is forced to live underground!”, “the water in the puddles is poisoned by chemicals! The boy was an idiot, he became a brute!”, “the oligarch’s daughter lost her honor in a pigsty!", "the cyborg left the Swedish family without sweets!", "the famous showman was robbed by a well-hewn block of wood!", "due to the construction of a cottage village, the pensioner's country house was turned in the opposite direction from the picturesque forest!", "the demobilization tricked the pensioner into giving the latest products! the swindler used edged weapons!", "plastic surgery is an accomplice of kidnapping, seven children are missing!", "pensioner maniacs poisoned animals with baked goods with LSD!", "several miners held a young girl captive for a month! ", "a drug-addicted girl is being turned on by a rabbit!", "homeless animals share emergency housing!", "for a flower stolen by her father, the daughter had to become the wife of a mutant!", "an employee killed a clergyman with a click in the forehead!", "the girl used the petals of a plant as a powerful hallucinogenic!", "An animated nut cracker against a mutant rat! do not miss!"

life is boring and monotonous, but everything changes when grandma’s pension comes

when taking several subjects: a discriminant, like a union and a pension, can be centripetal, unless the case is zero

In Vladivostok, a pensioner shot a priest three times. -in the name of the father, son and holy spirit.

-So, colleagues, what are we going to do this time?) -Maybe we can fix the roads? - shall we increase the pension? -Let's look for dicks on banknotes? -good idea!

-young people, give up your seat! -fuck you, my psychological age is 65 years old

when pension allows

The Minister of Education cannot pass the Unified State Exam for the tenth time. The Minister of Health fainted in line at the clinic. the deputy died of hunger, having lived only one month on child benefits. ... only after that the pensioner released the goldfish.