兔子

1. deer; 2. donkey; 3. your girlfriend while you are in the army; 4. rabbit.

if fairy tales were published in the yellow press: “crazy fish brought pensioners to poverty!”, “a mutant child is forced to live underground!”, “the water in the puddles is poisoned by chemicals! The boy was an idiot, he became a brute!”, “the oligarch’s daughter lost her honor in a pigsty!", "the cyborg left the Swedish family without sweets!", "the famous showman was robbed by a well-hewn block of wood!", "due to the construction of a cottage village, the pensioner's country house was turned in the opposite direction from the picturesque forest!", "the demobilization tricked the pensioner into giving the latest products! the swindler used edged weapons!", "plastic surgery is an accomplice of kidnapping, seven children are missing!", "pensioner maniacs poisoned animals with baked goods with LSD!", "several miners held a young girl captive for a month! ", "a drug-addicted girl is being turned on by a rabbit!", "homeless animals share emergency housing!", "for a flower stolen by her father, the daughter had to become the wife of a mutant!", "an employee killed a clergyman with a click in the forehead!", "the girl used the petals of a plant as a powerful hallucinogenic!", "An animated nut cracker against a mutant rat! do not miss!"

- Fuck, I can’t feel my ass. -what???

When they brought a bunny to Doctor Aibolit, whose legs were cut off by a tram, he sewed new legs on him. attention to the question: where did he get them?

these are bunny tracks

-wolf, I don’t understand, are you thinking of catching me? or are you going to screw up in Dota? - fuck, hare, wait a minute....

the rabbits thought it was love, but in fact they were being bred

dominate. rule. humiliate.

-if you were a fruit, you would be a peach, you are just as sweet) -hmm... well, thank you) -if you were an animal, you would be a rabbit) you are just as cute. -will you continue this until I blow you?) -if you were a man, you would be Sherlock Holmes