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signed up for a hypnosis course. I didn’t like the first lesson, so I decided to pay for a year in advance and not go there again. - I just got a gym membership

- I'm a carrot. I'll kill myself for three lemons. -here they are. Let's. -I have changed my mind. -and I didn’t even have lemons, it was hypnosis!

rushing a woman is the same as trying to speed up the boot of a computer. the program still has to carry out many more actions hidden from your understanding.

tired toys are sleeping, books are sleeping, you're not sleeping, you're crazy, you have to get up at seven

nothing wakes you up in the morning like the feeling that you're about to piss yourself

Russia is a unique country. After all, only we have a black and white TV “rainbow”, handcuffs “tenderness”, a chainsaw “friendship”, tear gas “cherry”, intercontinental ballistic missiles “peace”!