俄罗斯脏话

I can’t describe many situations in my life otherwise than with the word fucked up. I don't know any other word. this is not the end, this is not a fiasco, this is not a tragedy, this is fucked up. fucked up - this is a degree and has no signs. fucked up doesn't mean bad, it doesn't mean good. This is close to the word delight. If at some point I see a nuclear mushroom unfolding in front of me, I will understand that this is fucked up. but that doesn’t mean good or bad, it’s a vivid impression

-how does the driver of a children's bus swear when he is cut off? -honey mole! pike!

our pizza is fucked, order and make sure

An acquaintance went to France to Disneyland. On a roller coaster, he saw that before the children set off, they shouted "papista - fali." I asked the controller what are these children shouting? - yes, a Russian used to work here - every time he pulled the lever, he shouted: “pa-piz-dova-a-li.”

During the game, please do not swear!!

dialogue at a construction site: - fuck! are you crazy?! what the fuck are you fucking fucking up?! fuck off! -no fucking way, bullshit! it’s fucking bad, why the fuck is it screwing up?!

ten fucking minutes past twelve

English scientists believe that after the fifth glass, Russians use the word “fuck” as a comma...

girl, don’t scream, say clearly “fucked up” - did he fall or went crazy?