你有时不是个基佬吗

"Are you a whore" test do you have a vagina? -> no -> congratulations, you are not a whore. do you have a vagina? -> yes -> you are definitely a whore

Haven't you been chattering for an hour?

why aren't you at school today? -Daddy, there was a killer there! he shot 20 of my friends! and he also... -why aren’t you in fucking school?

Are you sure you have air conditioning at home?

my mother is a surgeon. -this film is brilliant! I have an idea! daughter, let's try a new technique. -Don't hurt me, please.. -I'm your mother, you have to trust me. look, now you're like a predator. -aaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! -ha-ha-ha! do it again.

that awkward feeling when you have an ass instead of a stomach

-They sent us a photo from behind. You've got the wrong number, but thanks :) - you're stupid!

I'm not saying you're a whore, but if your vagina had a password, it would be: "12345"

-Why did you leave Nikita? -at night he tried to lick my ass while I was sleeping. -fuck. -just kidding, you have the wrong number

- these messages you are beautiful from your gay best friend are so funny - I’m not gay, friend. - gay for me.