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penguins are swallows that ate after 18:00

“there are 492 billionaires in the USA and no one thought of becoming Batman” - because they are all better suited for the role of a penguin

I created the earth for people, well, except for Antarctica, it is for penguins, I love penguins

-Name your achievements. -I have a complete collection of hippos from Kindersurprise. -and it's all? -well, more penguins, but there are two missing.

only three creatures do not freeze in winter: bears, penguins and whores

You didn’t even notice how you yourself became that little penguin from the Kinder collection.

corporate party is another way to make sure that your colleagues are morons

corporate rentv

"I'm going to school at my parents' place. Just 3a 100 rubles call!!!" -What do you know about entrepreneurship?

politically incorrect geography: Eskimos, Americans, Eskimos, Indians, Chukhons, fascists, bourgeois, Maros, blacks, penguins, ours, crests, Jews, Khachiks, blacks, chocks, Chukchi, cross-eyed, Chinese, Chuchmeks, narrow-eyed, Japs, kangaroos