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before you break an egg for scrambled eggs, say “I offer this innocent soul in the name of Satan” - it will count towards you in hell

customer focus

the phrase “the ways of God are mysterious” sounds like “the administration is not responsible”

I’ll sell a cat for 899 rubles, she has something wrong with her ears, I’ll throw off 200 rubles) perfect condition, please don’t write to resellers

the earth rotates at a speed of 1600 km. you feel it only after 7-8 drinks

can be used in different ways

Warm-up for concentration. like if you found an empty flask in a minute

any dispute was resolved this way - mku3

American musical roads: driving along them at a speed of 60 km/h you will hear the works of Beethoven and Bach. Russian music roads: driving along them at a speed of 60 km/h you will hear hard rock.

you need to live your life in such a way that after death your enemies are afraid of your monument