人間

humans have 46 chromosomes, 2 less than potatoes.

According to statistics, 70% of people did not notice the error.

Before you go to bed, realize that you are 2 kilograms of brain piloting a piece of meat

hello, I'm from the newspaper

while no one sees

And how long has Obama been bugging the Russians? Sooo long ago!

while no one sees

-Do you know who you haven’t talked to for a long time? with your ex! -Did this guy look in your direction? It’s better to punch him hard in the face. fast! -This closet is a great place to pee. -If you yell and swear, the police will definitely let you go.