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when you ask the price of some product, but it turns out to be too expensive, and therefore you pretend that you are still thinking about buying

carts in supermarkets should be not only at the entrance, but also in the middle of the trading floor, so that arrogant people like me don’t drop a mountain of products near the checkout.

if fairy tales were published in the yellow press: “crazy fish brought pensioners to poverty!”, “a mutant child is forced to live underground!”, “the water in the puddles is poisoned by chemicals! The boy was an idiot, he became a brute!”, “the oligarch’s daughter lost her honor in a pigsty!", "the cyborg left the Swedish family without sweets!", "the famous showman was robbed by a well-hewn block of wood!", "due to the construction of a cottage village, the pensioner's country house was turned in the opposite direction from the picturesque forest!", "the demobilization tricked the pensioner into giving the latest products! the swindler used edged weapons!", "plastic surgery is an accomplice of kidnapping, seven children are missing!", "pensioner maniacs poisoned animals with baked goods with LSD!", "several miners held a young girl captive for a month! ", "a drug-addicted girl is being turned on by a rabbit!", "homeless animals share emergency housing!", "for a flower stolen by her father, the daughter had to become the wife of a mutant!", "an employee killed a clergyman with a click in the forehead!", "the girl used the petals of a plant as a powerful hallucinogenic!", "An animated nut cracker against a mutant rat! do not miss!"

The diameter of Soviet cigarettes is 7.62mm, and this is not a joke. any Soviet production, within 2 hours, could be rebuilt for the production of cartridges

-Ouch! You have internet there! and everything is available!! all world literature! all the painting! amazing! I can imagine how interesting it is for you there! What, what are they watching there?! -ass, tits, kittens

By presidential decree, special forces have been created in Russia to destroy sanctioned products

I will give away a helmet for tasting sausages and sausage products.

the only thing apple can't make easier is screwing the users of its products