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memo to the traffic police officer 1. introduce yourself 2. state the reason for the stop 3. clarify rights and obligations 4. be restrained and polite when communicating

find out what your emo band will be called

I’m sitting in the traffic policeman’s car, he’s silent and I’m silent. then he says: why don’t you offer me anything? -marry me! -he laughed and let go.

Porn actors took pseudonyms for themselves based on the fact that the first name is the name of the first pet, and the last name is the name of the street on which they live. What would your name sound like in the porn industry? -tuzik 30 years of victory

easily accessible housing

I don't know what's weirder. answer her questions, or sit silently while she stares at you.

the perfect deal is when two people think they fuck each other

carts in supermarkets should be not only at the entrance, but also in the middle of the trading floor, so that arrogant people like me don’t drop a mountain of products near the checkout.

that feeling when two people communicate through you

Each client needs a different approach