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-and as you can see for yourself - the female emperor penguin is practically indistinguishable from the male individual. - I could have been softer, you idiot!

India has become the world's largest beef exporter, overtaking Brazil... nothing personal, just business.

Alina - opens virgins like champagne

if the devil is the exact opposite of god, then he must be against slavery, violence, child murder, genocide, sexism and discrimination. yeah he seems like a nice guy.

stal - condom designer

3 signs that you are watching Aladdin: 1. enchantment and revenge 2. courage and honor 3. palaces and sand

If a girl asks if she is fat, it is not enough for her to answer “no”. you must feign extreme surprise that such a question is even possible. and if you can, then also jump in surprise.

I'm stuck in a traffic jam. I see there is a car nearby with the same radio as mine. I take out the remote control and turn up the volume. he turns it down, I turn it up again... the man turns it off, I turn it on. He crossed himself, removed the panel and put it in the glove compartment.