不朽的科谢伊
A fresh French roll - crunch, an enemy's skull - crunch, a snowball under your feet - crunch, but your knee joint - don't crunch. Can I have another traumatologist?
2024 05 31 01:35
50
UZBEKISTAN Tashkent
you need to put death in a needle, a needle in an egg, an egg in a duck, a duck in a hare, a hare in a chest, and can you put the chest under an oak tree, which is located on an island in the ocean?
2014 10 30 01:16
8
RUSSIA St.-Petersburg
-my gynecologist said that I can’t have sex for 2 weeks! -What did the dentist tell you?
2014 09 24 03:39
6
RUSSIA St.-Petersburg
2024 06 10 04:40
5
UNITED STATES Aspen
- Honey, what's for dinner? -cat meat in creamy coyce!!!! -I don’t understand... -Hans pissed on the curtains and under the sofa! -Get ready, I'll be there soon!
2013 06 23 02:04
8
RUSSIA Belovo
A real woman should do three things in life: 1. friendzone a good guy. 2. fall in love with an asshole. 3. whine about unhappy love.
2014 10 09 09:40
19
RUSSIA Moscow
angry cat for daily rent. need to explain that kitty is not as cute as he thinks? the Bayadère cat will clearly explain to your child that kitty is bad!
2015 03 11 04:53
9
KAZAKHSTAN Almaty