不在场证明

British scientists have proven that lying in a warm bed in the morning and not going anywhere is good for health.

solyanka

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2014 10 08 03:15

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GEORGIA Tbilisi

To prove that the client was home alone, I want to provide the court with a printout of the client’s browser history! -I decided to confess to the murder.

borsch

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2015 06 10 10:08

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RUSSIA St.-Petersburg

scientists have proven that cats understand everything we tell them, but they just don’t give a fuck

leprum

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2016 03 26 03:13

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KAZAKHSTAN Almaty

The longer the doorbell rings, the more I'm away from home

mdk

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2016 03 13 09:10

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RUSSIA Moscow

adults don't swear in front of children, children don't swear in front of adults. society's funny game of decent people.

sarkazm

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2014 05 20 09:54

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RUSSIA Taganrog

when the wife is not at home

fuck_humor

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2015 04 29 07:41

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UKRAINE Kyiv City

when you don't buy a candle in church - baby, you upset me

ikemoto

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2013 06 12 01:01

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RUSSIA Sobinka

the standard of not giving a fuck

murase

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2013 10 21 10:42

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KAZAKHSTAN Shchūchīnsk

my cat when I'm not at home

redball

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2014 09 24 02:30

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KYRGYZSTAN Bishkek

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I don't give a fuck at all. people are fucking

kimura

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2013 12 18 21:33

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UKRAINE Lychyny