一时兴起

During class I watched a pornographic film. Pay attention to your daughter's interests!

after watching Interstellar

10 interesting facts: 1. 98% of people cannot stick their tongue out beyond their lips. 2. 89% of readers checked this.

what if mom was right and my whole life went to hell because of the computer

a gentle kiss on the back of the neck. a very touching and intimate moment. I don’t understand why people on the subway are so freaked out about this.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT

- fact: if the earth were 10 feet closer to the sun we would burn, and if it were further we would freeze. -If anyone is interested, this is bullshit. The distance from planet earth to the star sun, depending on the time of year, can range from approximately 147 to 152 million km. -Listen, were you asked to comment on my posts? Never comment on my statuses again. I didn't ask you...

Electrician 80 lvl one second before lvl up

-Ouch! You have internet there! and everything is available!! all world literature! all the painting! amazing! I can imagine how interesting it is for you there! What, what are they watching there?! -ass, tits, kittens

superman flies to the rescue