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- asked his girlfriend: “maybe we can try role-playing games with a rape theme?” -she exclaimed: “no!” - and I say “great mood!”

you need to introduce elements of the game into sex

- filthy mentyara! garbage scum! the naked cockerel would crow under the hut, but the cops don’t tie up their own! -Darling, I somehow imagined the role-playing game “a policeman caught a little thief” differently...

A fresh French roll - crunch, an enemy's skull - crunch, a snowball under your feet - crunch, but your knee joint - don't crunch. Can I have another traumatologist?

my husband came home from work, and I opened the door in black leather lingerie, sexy stockings and a mask. he looked and asked: “Do you want to eat, Batman?”

"when he hugged you" - sounds like 2 rolls of peach scented toilet paper

-I'm afraid I won't be able to win your company's tender. - let’s bet 15%, what can you do?

-Doctor, I'm a designer. I see fonts everywhere. what should I do? -calm down! eat some more of these soft rolls and drink some tea.

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