ユダヤ人の知恵

Jewish wisdom: you can serve boiling water instead of tea in a brown mug

don't divide and conquer!

the heart of a Christian, the heart of a Jew, the heart of a Muslim, the heart of an atheist. "I'm not going to prove anything to anyone, I'm just showing off my collection."

-Dad, what is the greatest Jewish dilemma? -free pork. -It can be sold.

If sports were truly beneficial, there would be several Jews on each horizontal bar.

"Spiderman is a Jew" - my life will never be the same

Mister Hitler has more fun, there's a Jew hiding in the house

politically incorrect geography: Eskimos, Americans, Eskimos, Indians, Chukhons, fascists, bourgeois, Maros, blacks, penguins, ours, crests, Jews, Khachiks, blacks, chocks, Chukchi, cross-eyed, Chinese, Chuchmeks, narrow-eyed, Japs, kangaroos

- no, I’m Jewish)) - well, that’s what I understood) - give me your number? -we use names here