モジラファイアフォックス

-If I lit a cigarette near your pussy, I would be fined 1500 rubles. -Why? -You cannot smoke in a public place. -fuck you

browser battle

- fact: if the earth were 10 feet closer to the sun we would burn, and if it were further we would freeze. -If anyone is interested, this is bullshit. The distance from planet earth to the star sun, depending on the time of year, can range from approximately 147 to 152 million km. -Listen, were you asked to comment on my posts? Never comment on my statuses again. I didn't ask you...

-Wow! look at this guy! he dances like a god!!! -you know what they say, good on the dance floor, good in bed... -hey, hi...what do you say if I offer to continue with me? -great idea!!

what if Putin’s wife demands 50% of Russia during a divorce?

I like it when you walk around the apartment naked... mosquito | © mole | © neighbor opposite | © mortgage

what if the alcoholics drinking on the playground are children whose parents once forgot to call home in the evening?

-how does the driver of a children's bus swear when he is cut off? -honey mole! pike!

WHAT IF THE ALIENS ATTACKING THE EARTH IN AMERICAN MOVIES ARE JUST SAVING THE WORLD FROM AMERICA