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chocolate is extracted from cocoa beans. beans are vegetables. sugar - from sugar beets. beets are a vegetable. So, chocolate is also a vegetable, and vegetables are good for health! checkmate!

Why do I need a soulmate when I have a split personality?

"pc" checkmate console players!

found this weird sock under my roommate's bed

in a hotel in England, a dude read 50 shades, and when he returned to his room, the maids fixed it for him

checkmate, atheists

angelina jolie / cartoon mermaid

How to become a mermaid? Step 1: Take off your pants. Step 2: Take some tape. Step 3: Be irresistible.

Checkmate, zombie apocalypse