I was at an interview at a company today... the manager gave me a laptop and said: try to sell it to me... well, I took the laptop and left the room with it, and then... left altogether. When I came home, the HR manager called me and started screaming hysterically: return my laptop immediately! I said: 200 bucks and the laptop is yours....
- Excuse me, did our manager understand correctly the reason for your refusal to cooperate with us: you refuse because “they fucked Nikon in the mouth?” -Yes that's right