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Jump, don't stand! crap...

free your mind, be formless formless like water. - yes, master!

"ketchup for grilling and barbecue" - this is my ketchup

Nokia is now bushido. Nokia owners are like samurai, devoted to a master who has lost his former greatness.

car service, the client looks at the bill: what kind of item is that “for a ride” 10,000 rubles? master: - it didn’t work. cross it out.

-No, I dont drink alcohol. I have a bad attitude towards alcohol in general. - what a pity (but I really like to drink, and it’s especially great to drink with my girlfriend together. - Well, I can also drink with a guy) I also really love this thing)) with my boyfriend and you can smoke. -well, yes, I agree :) I’m speaking figuratively) I don’t smoke)

This company makes disgusting yogurt.

- hi Sarochka, are you ready to work with your mouth today?;) - Igor, Sarah in the shower, this is her father and I’m very interested in what she will do with her mouth!!!! - didn’t she tell you? -No!! -we're going to a karaoke club today :)

in 2012, a chicago resident bought a car for $600, registered it in the name of his ex-girlfriend (apparently, when he registered, they were still in a relationship), but after the breakup, he parked the car at o'hara airport, and she collected parking tickets for the total the amount of 105,761.80 dollars. moral: but there is none...