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I thought I had Ebola, but it was just malaria

-No, I dont drink alcohol. I have a bad attitude towards alcohol in general. - what a pity (but I really like to drink, and it’s especially great to drink with my girlfriend together. - Well, I can also drink with a guy) I also really love this thing)) with my boyfriend and you can smoke. -well, yes, I agree :) I’m speaking figuratively) I don’t smoke)

in 2012, a chicago resident bought a car for $600, registered it in the name of his ex-girlfriend (apparently, when he registered, they were still in a relationship), but after the breakup, he parked the car at o'hara airport, and she collected parking tickets for the total the amount of 105,761.80 dollars. moral: but there is none...

- hi Sarochka, are you ready to work with your mouth today?;) - Igor, Sarah in the shower, this is her father and I’m very interested in what she will do with her mouth!!!! - didn’t she tell you? -No!! -we're going to a karaoke club today :)

Do you remember the times when we were popular consoles? -Yes. -I have no memory...

-Everyone, stand by, this is a robbery. -Here's your girl, what's your name? -zina. -My mother’s name was Zina, I won’t kill you, but are you a young man? -Igor......but my friends call me “zina”

photo of eggplant under dubstep) - I demand a 10 hour version!!!!

- Hello, borrow 500 rubles. till tomorrow. -till tomorrow.

There are legends that in Dagestan, children’s balls don’t get hit by cars...)

free your mind, be formless formless like water. - yes, master!