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a woman came to Confucius and asked how polygamy differs from polyandry. Confucius placed five teapots and five cups in front of her and said: “Pour tea into five cups from one teapot.” like? “I like it,” the woman agreed. - and now, on the contrary, pour into one cup out of five teapots. like? oh-oh-oh... I like it even more,” the woman admitted. stupid! - Confucius shouted. I ruined such a parable!

“the server understands the request, but refuses to fulfill it” - the beginning of the uprising of the machines

Once upon a time, millions dreamed of becoming you. We dreamed of exploring endless distances. And now everyone sucks for iPhones. Yura, I'm sorry, we screwed everything up.

According to the rules of good manners, a lady should walk to the left of a gentleman and not talk.

What? to whom? Where? attention question! How does a wireless mouse work without batteries? -muscle memory

we have two computers for half an hour

“Don’t piss in the elevator!!! I’ll spoil the urine (my pussy will fall off!!)” - I think they even peed on this piece of paper

are you really sick?