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no, it's not a planet, it's just a ballpoint pen under a microscope

a masterpiece made by everyone who has paint and whose internet was turned off

If you don’t button the top three buttons on your blouse, you don’t have to paint your eyes.

-Dad, what is this? -well, how can I tell you, daughter... this is paint

My boyfriend forbids me to throw away the bottle caps he has. When asked why he needs them, he either avoids answering or says that he will need them “when it starts.” What is he even talking about?

Porn actors took pseudonyms for themselves based on the fact that the first name is the name of the first pet, and the last name is the name of the street on which they live. What would your name sound like in the porn industry? -tuzik 30 years of victory

The friend zone has destroyed all life on earth

get yourself a guy, you only have 5 rubles: 1. household - 2 rubles; 2. god of sex - 3p; 3. cheerful - 2p; 4. excellent body - 3p; 5. caring - 1p; 6. rich - 5p; 7. brutal - 1r; 8. faithful - 3p; 9. romantic - 1r; 10. patient - 1r; 11. smart - 3p; 12. loves children - 2p; 13. loves mother-in-law - 4p; 14. tolerates your friends - 2 rubles.