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If electric current always follows the path of least resistance, why does lightning strike all over the world, not just in France?

An acquaintance went to France to Disneyland. On a roller coaster, he saw that before the children set off, they shouted "papista - fali." I asked the controller what are these children shouting? - yes, a Russian used to work here - every time he pulled the lever, he shouted: “pa-piz-dova-a-li.”

after the death of this man there remained: 2 French jackets, a pair of boots, a tobacco pouch, a pipe, 5 rubles of money and a great power.

it's all because of your fantasy and porn

It was this pianist who gave a concert in 1994 in an unknown French village, to which absolutely no one came, because no one knew him.

Come in, dear guests! if you find the door

1. Parisians give overnight accommodation to those in need, and taxi drivers transport passengers for free. 2. flower sellers in Russia near the French embassy raised their prices 3 times.