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An acquaintance went to France to Disneyland. On a roller coaster, he saw that before the children set off, they shouted "papista - fali." I asked the controller what are these children shouting? - yes, a Russian used to work here - every time he pulled the lever, he shouted: “pa-piz-dova-a-li.”

-Doctor, please. help him. you took an oath in honey. Institute. -I took a lot of things in honey. Institute.

on any New Year's entry: he just wants to get drunk; always on the phone; owner of the hut; lover of free drink; an alpha guy who pecks chicks; I'm just glad he was invited.

freestyle

did you hear that, meg? guys can marry guys. you see, if they can do this, then there’s nothing left for you to catch? That's it, Meg, pack your bags for Mars.

3d movies - shit (c) nick fury

-give me 3 Big Macs. -Peter! she's giving birth! -and also a Happy Mill

I bought a bunch of gold coins so I could jump into them like Scrooge McDuck