バイオロボット

rude robot: -Jacob, what does “seal” mean? - this is when you humiliate someone, and then you give a high five to the bro. -oh, so apparently you can’t “print”, Jacob. -because you don't have any bros. you have no one. you're so lonely, jacob. High five, Jacob.

Before you go to bed, realize that you are 2 kilograms of brain piloting a piece of meat

-siri, download me the new album of Basta and Smokey Mo. -This violates the first law of robotics. I cannot harm a person.

it just wasn't his day

motorcyclist level: beginner

in Syzran, a drunk, one-armed driver without a license was caught on a homemade ATV

ponicycle