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Maksim! yes, I used your laptop (I didn’t find the charger for mine) p.s.: maybe you should delete your browsing history in the browser - your grandmother would be shocked! p.p.s.: you know that your browser has a special thing for this, I think it’s called “incognito mode”, good use! dad.

my son is heterosexual, what should I do? Hello. I have a son (we are 16 years old). My son doesn't have a girl. very modest boy. I decided to talk to him and he said that everything was fine, he was heterosexual. I'm shocked by what I heard! I do not know what to do. Help!

no one seems to see...

Barsik, don't sit on the keyboard!

Before you go to bed, realize that you are 2 kilograms of brain piloting a piece of meat

- your boyfriend is now in the shopping center walking with some fat chick, I’m following them, I’ll write if anything .. - actually, it’s me with him.

it just wasn't his day

in Syzran, a drunk, one-armed driver without a license was caught on a homemade ATV

- Damn, the bananas have gone bad. -fuck you. - I went myself. -Go to hell.