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The husband wakes up after a brutal drinking session, looks, the linen is washed and ironed, hung on the high chair, breakfast and a bottle of beer on the table. the wife left for work without saying a word, without hysterics. he says to his son: son, what happened yesterday? Dad, you came home drunk at two in the morning and fell on the bed. and when your mother tried to undress you, you said: “Don’t touch me, bitch, I’m married!”

cut off the distant one!

relish may beach up

I always take a video camera with me. If you didn’t just read this phrase, but sang it, it means you are over 20 years old.

that's why I love beach volleyball

fuck it

As you know, beavers are kind, beavers are full of kindness. if you are kind without a beaver, then you yourself are a beaver at heart!

dog gets high