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- grandma, grandma, why do you have such big ears? - I had tunnels.

I see all the guys 23+ with their earlobes sewn up. what is it? Are tunnels turning out to be useless crap in adult life? who would have thought, right?

look what my fucking brother did. caught me and put a big heavy lock on my ear tunnel. then he got on the bike and fucked off with the key.

It is well known that before inserting a flash drive, you need to turn it over three times. This is due to the fact that the flash drive has three states: connector down, connector up, superposition. Until you observe the connector, it will be in a state of superposition. therefore, the flash drive will not be inserted until the connector is looked at. rare exceptions are explained by the effect of the connector tunneling through the potential barrier of the housing.

Am I really your first?

Türkiye vs. Russia

-an, tell me, how did you relax in Turkey? -excellent) just arrived today. Damn, there are such cool guys there. after all, the Turks know how to look after girls)) not like Russian Vanyas). During my entire vacation I slept with about 10 Turks. -I think we shouldn't communicate anymore...

Hell of a perfectionist

in Turkey they will film their “supernatural”. Meet Sam and Dean.

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