トムとジェリー

fuck it

When my cats annoy me, I play Tom and Jerry for them.

root for Tom

the result of the merger of Brad Pitt and Jolie

my school, dammit.

rude robot: -Jacob, what does “seal” mean? - this is when you humiliate someone, and then you give a high five to the bro. -oh, so apparently you can’t “print”, Jacob. -because you don't have any bros. you have no one. you're so lonely, jacob. High five, Jacob.

how I see tanned blondes