トップギア

-Dude, how are you? -you fucking son of a bitch, I played angry birds on highscreen pure f there was only one fucking pig left and your fucking SMS came out on top and I sent the bird to fly, fuck you knows where you went, fuck you bitch!! -sorry... -you just did it one more fucking time, fuck you man, fuck you!!!

I got through to technical support, said: “our call is very important for you, wait for the caller’s question” and began to quietly improvise on the piano.

-where are you? -I can’t talk, I got into a top beer

when you're driving with your white friend's family and the rap comes on: "this is for you, jamal!"

cat trap works

Vietnamese trap | Thai trap

how to get a guy: 1. come to our store, buy a cupcake. 2. give it to your lover and say: “if the cupcake is delicious, then we should be together.” 3. The cupcakes from our store are very tasty, so you will succeed. if he refuses, then please come again, we will give you a free cup of hot coffee or tea so that you can pour it on his face.

trap for drug addicts