ソファで買い物をする

how to get a guy: 1. come to our store, buy a cupcake. 2. give it to your lover and say: “if the cupcake is delicious, then we should be together.” 3. The cupcakes from our store are very tasty, so you will succeed. if he refuses, then please come again, we will give you a free cup of hot coffee or tea so that you can pour it on his face.

"breathing exercise" - holy eggs! -not bad. -just in time!

Question.. I bought a phone, but the SIM card input is small?? Is this a marriage? or am I missing something? - yeah... marriage) - Alena, well, not really, to expand the SIM card slot, you need to put it in the microwave for a minute) - fucking fagot, bitch fagot

and that will do!

fun game. We call the spare parts store and say “we need a pump gasket for a Toyota like this 1997.” Say that you took one gasket from another store and it didn’t fit. Ask the seller to describe it, what it looks like, in order to buy the right one...

A perfectionist is a person who would like to do everything perfectly, but this will do!

bought a cow bone and stuffed it into an old sneaker. Now my dog plays with it on the porch, and passers-by walk around my house a kilometer away.

- and which one do you want? -red BMW convertible. -Well, what do they say? - They said no one would buy a kidney so quickly. -call another hospital. I urgently need

and that'll do