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The first guy who convinced a blind man that he needed dark glasses was probably the coolest salesman ever.

customer focus

tickets will become a little cheaper if you become a little richer. (c) aviasales

-Sorry, we don't have change. take five Mickey Mouse chewing gums. -Am I your child or what? -give me the cars...

Hello, can I get you something?

the seller demonstrates the capabilities of the laptop. Greece, around 110 BC e., marble.

-You watch TV once and throw it away! and the grandchildren will watch this!

We don’t have your size, but there is 48, it will be just right for a wool sock

Is there a smaller one?

I was at an interview at a company today... the manager gave me a laptop and said: try to sell it to me... well, I took the laptop and left the room with it, and then... left altogether. When I came home, the HR manager called me and started screaming hysterically: return my laptop immediately! I said: 200 bucks and the laptop is yours....