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when your favorite superhero is a tram

-What do you have against me? -you, an illegal alien, are taking away jobs from American superheroes

how about Yeltsin as Batman? his superpower would be vodka, he would kill with dancing, his Robin would be Oleg Gazmanov, his joker would be Dzhokhar Dudayev, he would shout - where is the detonator, you know!, and at the end of the film - this city needs a hero, but I'm tired, I I'm leaving

it's time to save this pathetic planet

super egg

this village needs its hero

in the supermarket when I forgot to take my basket

-The fact that you put on these costumes does not give you any superpowers, do you understand me? -Yes, Superman, we understand