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Warm-up for concentration. like if you found an empty flask in a minute

methane - before and after

It is well known that before inserting a flash drive, you need to turn it over three times. This is due to the fact that the flash drive has three states: connector down, connector up, superposition. Until you observe the connector, it will be in a state of superposition. therefore, the flash drive will not be inserted until the connector is looked at. rare exceptions are explained by the effect of the connector tunneling through the potential barrier of the housing.

During a long flight across the Atlantic, you feel the urge to go to the toilet. Sitting in the restroom, you heard screams and threats in the cabin. That’s right, the plane was hijacked by terrorists, and you are the only person who didn’t notice. your actions? -Well, first you need to finish your shit.

If a man asks for a woman’s hand, it means his wife is tired. © Jason Statham

frame from any Jason Statham film

An acquaintance went to France to Disneyland. On a roller coaster, he saw that before the children set off, they shouted "papista - fali." I asked the controller what are these children shouting? - yes, a Russian used to work here - every time he pulled the lever, he shouted: “pa-piz-dova-a-li.”

damn the wind has risen! (c) Jason Statham