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-I’m like your Cinderella: I wash, clean, cook. -I warned you: if you marry me, you will live like in a fairy tale.

Cinderella's nose apparently wasn't planned that way

-It won’t work, you’re too big. -but I really need to go! -OK. drink from the bottle on the table. - and why should I drink this? -all women's adventures begin with drinking

Here's your to-do list, Cinderella. open it - come.

what I look like when I leave the kitchen to watch a movie/series

- wait! you dropped the muffle! I’ll find her on social networks... “yesterday I met a prince! I’ll soon become a princess! So quickly close your eyes and envy in silence!”

but remember, grandfather!.. exactly on May 10th everyone will forget about you again...