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that moment when you realize that these are shorts

your first love has already given birth to two children, got divorced and drunk herself to death, and you are still wearing those shorts with spongebob at the dacha.

Hawaiian gop-stop

-Vasya, I know the IP of the computer from which VK was logged in, how to hack a password and email I remember that somehow cookies can be pulled out. -ahahah can I screenshot this?) -why? -I’ll show the boys, they’ll suck. no, dude. You can’t hack a VK account just by knowing your IP. -Vasya, I have a recording of your vocals in the original. - bitch, I got it. - so think about it.

Why is there a pair of juicy pasties sticking out of her shorts?

an ordinary person won’t notice anything and will pass by, but I know that this is the hunter from “left 4 dead”

buckle up bitch it's starting

-How are you? -better than yours. Handsome. -Do you praise your jokes??? - Yeah, you could too, if you could joke. Handsome.

-Comrade Stalin, the prophet has come. says the future knows! -shoot! If I had known, I wouldn’t have come.