シズラン

in Syzran, a drunk, one-armed driver without a license was caught on a homemade ATV

-Son, have you eaten? -Yes mom. -what did you eat? - blowjob. oh, the omelette is T9. - Son, I don’t like that you’re having lunch with your friend Anton.

and the lamp doesn’t light up, and the calendars lie, and if your tram goes sideways across the bridge, then you’re in Tver

and the lamp does not light. and calendars lie. and if you and your wife discovered polonium and radium, you are Pierre Curie.

A security guard at Disneyland asks for a little girl's autograph, pretending to mistake her for a "princess."

I was going to go for a run, but it looked like it might start to rain, so I decided not to risk it and stay at home

as a child, I knew these cities better than my own

-ler, we've known each other for a long time and other bullshit. in short, let's meet and fuck? -I have a boyfriend in the Sims, I can’t cheat on him. - Well, fuck now. - We're all serious, sorry. -No one has ever turned me off like that.

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