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St. Petersburg architects have designed a table for drinking on the embankments

-I found you a guy. -In terms of???? -well, I’ve noticed many times that you eat ice cream with a fork, and here one fucking cutlet eats a teaspoon, you’re the perfect fucking couple of azazaks))))

An unusual yellow ball in the sky that frightened St. Petersburg residents turned out to be a rare natural phenomenon called the “sun”

the biggest dick in St. Petersburg

Moscow is, in short, a city of gnomes: we love grandmas, loads of money, a lot of bearded men and awesome underground metro palaces. St. Petersburg are elves: some kind of half-pokers with off-the-scale self-esteem, a subtle sensual nature and local patriotism. the rest of Russia is inhabited by Orcs.

Santa Claus doesn't exist, but I can't read so everything is fine

Peter, summer. people sunbathing