カマズ

parents: our child is fine. child: if I step on the gray ones, tomorrow a Kamaz will hit me

psst, guy, have the traffic cops left?

I don’t know whether to throw it straight into the soup or ask first what happened?

You may have had some great parties, but have you ever partied so hard that you fell asleep with the refrigerator door on?

-Dad, I want to get married. -Apologize first. -For what? - I’m sorry. - But for what? What I've done? -just apologize. -but... what is my fault? - apologize. -For what??? - apologize. -Please, at least tell me the reason! - apologize. -okay, dad... excuse me!!! -Now you're ready. your training was successful. when you learn to apologize without any reason, you can get married!

fuck. Where I am? where is the kitchen

-Young man, are you picking on me? -how could you think that! To glue you, you must first be degreased

guys, what happened yesterday

- Hello, are you interested in suspended ceilings? - just like that right away... - we’ll place the order right away. -I’m not ready.. -and I’ll prepare you now. -First you need to meet your parents. -I slowly remove the old plaster from the second ceiling... ...I put the drill on the hammer drill... ...and make several holes in your wall.... ...then I take a vacuum cleaner and suck the dust out of the holes.. .

-Where I am? -Everything will be fine.