オームの法則

Ohm's first law - "don't tell anyone about Ohm's law"

after the death of this man there remained: 2 French jackets, a pair of boots, a tobacco pouch, a pipe, 5 rubles of money and a great power.

-cash, how much is 150+150? -300!

a friend had a grandmother living in her house, whom the local youth nicknamed “scooter”, in honor of the German musical group scooter. and she got her nickname due to the fact that she had a granddaughter, Faina, and the grandmother, going out onto the balcony, shouted with good obscenities: fayaya...

-Mom, did you like watching TV series? -Lucas, don’t be stupid, take the money and let’s go to the kindergarten to get Latifa.

- Gosh, dude, you should google it first, yeah. gitler there is no such surname, there is hitler, in all Romano-Germanic languages, and in Russian the letter “g” is used due to translation rules. -fascist!! -You are so logical that a chair, a horse, twenty-eight. -usually one person sits on a chair. the horse has four legs. There are twenty-eight letters in a word. 1488!!

-I have no heart. -I have no brains. -I don't have... courage. -Calm down, guys, now this is not a problem! "managers"

-You are found guilty, your last word? -Comrade Judge, I have a hungry cat at home, there will be no one to feed it. -Why were you silent, you are completely justified