オスタップベンダー

Ostap Bender is that you?

ostap blender

Jewish wisdom: you can serve boiling water instead of tea in a brown mug

don't scratch the seats, there are no diamonds there. - it's a pity...

The word "sport" is used in the same way as the word "niger" all gamers can call each other toughs, but others are not allowed, because we are offended

THE CLARITY OF THIS PHOTO is off the charts

a woman came to Confucius and asked how polygamy differs from polyandry. Confucius placed five teapots and five cups in front of her and said: “Pour tea into five cups from one teapot.” like? “I like it,” the woman agreed. - and now, on the contrary, pour into one cup out of five teapots. like? oh-oh-oh... I like it even more,” the woman admitted. stupid! - Confucius shouted. I ruined such a parable!

go fuck yourself in your yard

-Dude, how are you? -you fucking son of a bitch, I played angry birds on highscreen pure f there was only one fucking pig left and your fucking SMS came out on top and I sent the bird to fly, fuck you knows where you went, fuck you bitch!! -sorry... -you just did it one more fucking time, fuck you man, fuck you!!!

gamer level 80