エディ マーフィー

“All reserve workers who interact with pandas, who are being prepared for life in the wild, must wear panda costumes” -Then the pandas will evolve and write myths that their panda gods were huge in stature and they taught them to get food and survive and kicked them out for some- then a joint from the Garden of Eden where there was endless food

your mom is so fat that when she sunbathes on the beach she squeals.

Dementors are absolutely crazy

adventures of dementors in Moscow

I thought I had Ebola, but it was just malaria

the godfather let him go to the club

If the Ebola virus gets into Vegas, will it stop spreading? after all: “what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas”

I'd rather be embarrassed in the morning than bored in the evening.

+100 to Ebola protection

I suck it carefully....